我的小情人克莱蒙

　　终于达成少年时代的梦想而成为宇宙飞行员的武藏，在参加好朋友务的婚礼时，于塞班岛遇上异星人夏乌和吉恩。夏乌和吉恩的故乡，因为遭受宇宙怪兽山多洛斯的攻击而被毁灭，他们来到地球的海底世界Blue Area，希望能够研究出让故乡自然再生的方法。然而，山多洛斯却与此同时派出侵略武器史寇比斯前来地球袭击，即使连K2护盾都抵挡不住了！威胁一步一步地逼近，大家都期盼消失已久的超人高斯再次出现……

　　马塞洛（马塞洛·马斯楚安尼 Marcello Mastroianni 饰）、菲利普（菲利浦·诺瓦雷 Philippe Noiret 饰）、雨果（乌戈·托格内吉 Ugo Tognazzi 饰）和米歇尔（米歇尔·皮寇利 Michel Piccoli 饰）是四个事业有成但心灵空虚的中年男人，面对再无可恋的世界，四人决定以一种极其夸张的方式在极致的快感中迎来他们的死亡。　　四人驱车来到了一幢地处偏远的别墅中，这里就是他们的死地，紧接着，一场十分荒唐却又极尽奢华的狂欢盛宴开始了，四人彻底抛弃了作为人的属性，任凭兽性肆虐。为了给这场死亡之宴增加亮点，他们邀请了三个妓女和一个小学女教师加入他们的行列。很快，对屋子里的一切忍无可忍的妓女们离开了，但小学女教师的兴致似乎比这四个疯狂的男人还有过之而无不及。

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

　　该片讲述了一个处于停业危机的三流剧团，为了剧团而表演最后一个正统话剧#哈姆雷特#时发生的各种啼笑皆非 。